Friday, April 3, 2009

"I just had a wasabi accident"

Today is a rainy, thundery Friday, so we decided to put in an order for sushi delivery here at work. This was the best sushi I've had in a while, like from God's personal sushi stash. The rice was fluffy, the avacodo was fresh, and the wasabi was POTENT. Here is an exchange between me and TheCoworker:

Me: ok I just had a wasabi accident


Me: my eyelids are sweating


Me: I ate like the whole wasabi ball Me: haha


TheCoworker: ahahaha


TheCoworker: sorry


TheCoworker: that first sentence made me laugh!


Me: ahaha


TheCoworker: are you ok?


Me: yeah


Me: it was a fleeting problem, luckily


TheCoworker: i'm having a mini-accident myself with every piece


Me: a big chunk stuck to my ginger


Me: uh oh just had another accident


Me: this one is bad


Me: I think I have a nose bleed!


Me: ok and we're back


TheCoworker: ahaha


TheCoworker: i imagine you passing out momentarily and then coming back


TheCoworker: ahahaha


Me: yeah that’s kinda what happened


Me: the whole world was wasabi green for a brief period in time

Me: btw I'll give you a dollar if you can figure out a creative way to sneak "a big chunk stuck to my ginger" into a meeting here

BTW...I think my fortune cookie just insulted me. My fortune was "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet." I MAY diet, or I SHOULD diet? Be real with me, cookie!

1 comment:

Houston! said...

I read it. And I like ramblings.