Wednesday, December 17, 2008

This post is brought to you by "Viagra"

I used to make fun of blogs. What the hell is a blog anyway? And now, here I am. I guess I find myself to be more creatively productive when I'm writing regularly. I've seen how simply writing down stories and thoughts on an electronic piece of paper can gain someone tons of exposure (not to mention the free upgrade of gusto), so I figured what the hey, you know?

Anyway, there is something I want to talk about. Why don't we see more celebrities doing commercials for obscure products? Example: last night I saw Betty White doing a commercial for a Pet Medicine delivery service. Before last night, I didn't even know Betty White had a dog! Why should I know that anyway? In any case, it was refreshing to see that. It brought me back to the days when Wilford Brimley did commercials for Diabetes medication...or when Florence Henderson promoted densure adhesive. Do those people really use those products? The possibilites are so exciting for me! I'd like to see more of those commercials, but with fresh faces.

"Hi, I'm Katie Holmes. You may remember me from the WB smash hit, 'Dawson's Creek.' I want to talk to you about erectile dysfunction. There are many factors that cause some men to experience ED; old age, medications, fatigue, or simply not being attracted to women. My husband, Tom, is gayer than Christmas, yet we were able to concieve a child. It is all because of Viagra. So ladies, if having sex with your gay husband seems like 'Risky Business,' pick up Viagra, and turn your 'Magnolia' into a 'Top Gun!' Thank you."

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Will you please get your own radio show or stand up something ASAP?? I NEED CMH ALL THE TIME.

carolinemichelle said...

You maka me blush!! I'm glad I have a reader! I will try to update more often :)